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We are on the heels of an explosive Royal Rumble PPV so tonight is sure to be actionpacked! We saw the return of the Divamonster Kharma last night and The Great White Sheamus is your 2012 Rumble winner! We also saw CM Punk retain against the #HEEL Dolph Ziggler! And tonight, the COO of WWE, Triple H makes his return to Raw to give Mr. John Laurinitis a job evaluation! We are live in Kansas City tonight as Johnny Ace makes his way down to the ring. He starts talking and I am immediately bored. He says he hasnt made the same mistake twice and that he is confident that he will be named the permanent Gm of Raw. He then goes on to talk about his performance at the Royal Rumble. He then goes on to say who will be in the Elimination Chamber match. CM Punk, Kofi Kingston, Dolph Ziggler, The Miz, RTruth, Chris Jericho. Tonight we have Beth vs Eve for the title, Kofi vs the Miz, Ziggler vs Orton and Daniel Bryan vs Cm Punk! Out comes CM Punk!! Pipe Bomb in hand!! He begins singing Na na na na, na na na na, HEY HEY HEY Good bye! He’s getting everyone to sing with him! He climbs into the ring and continues singing right in Johnny ace’s face and says goodbye clown shoes. Ace says he didnt screw punk last night and that he is a man of his word. Punk says he is nothing but a corporate patsy and a dork. Punk came out to see him one last time before he gets released by Triple H. He then rips him on his speech issues. He says he’s ammused that Ace has figured out how to suck and blow at the same time. Punk says he cant wait for Triple H to kick him out the front door. Ace says he would like to put his and Punk’s differences aside and start a new. Out comes the World Heavyweight Champion Daniel Bryan. He of course starts out stating that he is still the WHC. He says no one cares about Punk and Ace’s personal problems and that last night he won the steel cage match. He says that compared to what he went through last night Punk isnt much of a challenge. Punk says all he is is the best wrestler in the world. Bryan says he’s more than a wrestler he’s a role model. Punk cracks a joke and Bryan says he will take that pipe bomb and put it where the sun dont shine. Punk says they’ve been friends for a decade so they should just give Kansas City a great wrestling match. Out comes the 2012 Royal Rumble winner Sheamus. He says he came out to remind everyone that he won the rumble match last night. And to remind Johnny Ace that tonight he could be fired. And to remind everyone that he has earned the right to be in the main event at Wrestlemania. He then shares an old irish proverb with Ace. May Triple H kick you in the arse so hard your throwin up your lace undies. Sheamus and Johnny Ace exit the ring and Bryan and Punk shake hands. Up next is Orton vs Ziggler and we go to commercial. We are back and out comes Orton!! Lets see how he looks against the #HEEL. And here comes Ziggler as we get set for this one on one bout. Dolph Ziggler vs Randy Orton They lock up in the middle of the ring and Ziggler pushes orton into the corner and they exchange run arounds and Ziggler shows off. Orton grounds Ziggler with a side headlock then drops him to the match with a shoulder block. Orton continues to dominate the match. Ziggler nails a dropkick to the back of Orton’s head and we go to commercial. And we’re back and Ziggler is still on Orton. Orton rams Ziggler back first into the corner. Ziggler counters and gets a 2 count. Orton gets back on top but Ziggler stops him with a dropkick and gets another 2 count. Ziggler does some situps. Orton getsw back on top and takes it to Ziggler. Someone PLEASE shut vickie up!!! Orton nails a superplex and gets a 2 count. Orton hits his patented powerslam then goes for the middle rope ddt but ziggler counters into a sleeper. Orton counters and gets another 2 count. Ziggler hits a big move and gets a 2 count. Ziggler is poised for the zig zag but orton blocks it and they go outside the ring and ziggler gets thrown into the barricade. Orton hits his middle rope ddt and then coils for the RKO and nails it for the 3!! Winner: Randy Orton A fantastic match between these 2 men. Cole pumps up the champion vs champion match and King lets us know that there is another Hall of Fame induction announcement tonight and we go to commercial. And we’re back! And here comes the Funkasaurus Brodus Clay!!! SOMEBODY CALL MY MOMMA!!! Tyler Reks is already out. Brodus Clay vs Tyler Reks Brodus is all over Reks and Reks fights back! Brodus is angry!! He hits the What the Funk and gets the 3! Winner: Brodus Clay Cole pumps up Triple H and Laurinitis. We go backstage and see Punk and Bryan talking. Punk says he doesnt think Bryan is a role model. Punk says he doesnt claim to be a role model and all he is is the best wrestler in the world. Up next is Bryan vs Punk and we go to commercial. And we are back and the WWE champ is on his way down to the ring. Out next is Daniel Bryan and we are set for this champion vs champion match! CM Punk vs Daniel Bryan They shake hands and here we go! Bryan hits a dropkick and gets on top of punk. Punk throws some kicks and punches and gets a 2 count. Punk is in control and misses a dropkick and gets kicked in the head by Bryan. Bryan is now in control. Punk drops Bryan to the outside. They trade elbows outside and bryan tosses punk over the barricade. Punk makes his way back in and meets a few kicks from bryan. Punk hits a big back suplex then hits a flying clothesline. He slams bryan down with a backbreaker and gets a 2 count. Punk throws a few flairlike chops. They both go for a flying cross body and collide in the middle of the ring! Both men are down as we go to commercial. And we’re back and Bryan is in control. Bryan hits a snap suplex and heads to the top rope. Punk knocks him down and hits some big chops to the chest and shouts best in the world in bryan’s face and hits a hurricanrana!! Bryan hits some big right hands and then a big kick and a swinging neck breaker. He then hits the running high knee and bulldog combo. He’s calling for the GTS! Bryan counters and heads to the outside and punk hits him with a baseball slide. Bryan fights back and hits a missle dropkick for a 2 count. Bryan starts hitting the kicks to the chest. Punk ducks one and gets a 2 count on a rollup. Bryan nails punk with a sidekick to the head and gets another 2 count. Bryan continues working on punk and takes him to the top rope and goes for a superplex and punk fights back and sets up for the elbow to the heart aqnd connects! He gets another 2 count!! Pink sets up for the gts and bryan counters and suddenly Jericho is in and nails Punk with the codebreaker!! WTH!!! Jericho just made a huge statement!! Mike Tyson is announced as the celebrity inductee into the Hall of Fame. Rtruth is on his way down to the ring and we go to commercial. We are back and Rtruth is at the announce table and Kofi is heading to the ring. And here comes the Miz! Kofi vs the Miz Here we go in this one on one bout. The miz is all over kofi. Miz is staring down R truth and kofi rolls him up and gets a 2. Miz hits a big clothesline. Miz gets a 2 count. Kofi fights back and gets a 2 count. Miz hits a big moves and gets a 2. Kofi hits a between the ropes corner kick and hits a lateral press cross body and gets a 2. Kofi goes for the sos and miz blocks and KOFI HITS THE TROUBLE IN PARADISE!! 1..2..3!! Winner: Kofi Kingston A huge win for kofi kingston! We go back stage to Otunga and Johnny Ace talking about Triple H. Otunga says he is sure everything will work out and we go to commercial. And we are back. We see a video package of the Rock. Up next we have Eve vs Beth Phoenix for the Divas title and we go to commercial. And we’re back. Eve is on her way to the ring for some divas action! Beth Phoenix is out next. Divas Championship: Beth Phoenix vs Eve Torres The bell rings and Eve is all over Beth and Beth nails her with a clothesline and the Glam slam for the 3. Winner: Beth Phoenix Well that was a waste of time. HERE COMES KANE!… on the titantron. He talks to Eve about Cena and says he will continue to beat on Ryder until Cena embraces the hate and that he is going to use eve as a conduit to pass that message along. The pyro goes off and here comes Kane!!!! He’s in the ring and here comes CENA!!! He hits the ring and is all over Kane! They are having an old fashioned slobberknocker! They fight all over the arena and Cena throws Kane into the steps and slams his head repeatedly into the steel steps!! Cena picks up the steps and nails Kane! He waits for him to get up and does it again! He says every time you get up i’ll knock you down and hits him a third tinme!! My god cena is a man on fire!! He takes the top off the announce table and brings kane over and goes for the AA but Kane counters and runs! I’ve never seen Cena like this!! Johnny Ace is on his way to the ring and we go to commercial. And we are back and Johnny Ace is introduced and he heads to the ring. He talks about what he has done for raw since he’s been gm. He says in his selfreview he gave himself a lot of 5′s. Here comes the boss!! Triple H is back on raw and in the ring. They shake hands. Hunter tells him forget his performance assessment and all that stuff and that he thought Ace would have done a good job because he was spineless and gutless and not very swift and that he was worse than everybody else. He then says he tried to use the role to make himself a star. Ace says Hunter has it all wrong. Hunter says dont lie. He says that Ace has put himself in a lot of things to try and make himself a star. Hunter says when Vince and he ran raw they let personal decisions cloud their judgement and had to be replaced. Ace says he’ll do anything to save his job. He makes ace apologize to the WWE universe and if the fans accept it he can keep his job. Ace starts to talk and the fans are already booing. Hunter asks the fans what do you think and the fans say not good enough. Hunter comes up to a couple ideas and finally settles on one good one. He brings up the Vince McMahon Kiss My Ass club!!! I think its time to start the Triple H Kiss My Ass!!!! Ace breaks out the chapstick!!! Hunter laughs at him and calls him a freak! He says he’s not gonna make ace do any of it and he’s out here to do what needs to be done. He then says that the board has told him he can come back and run Raw whenever he wants. He then goes to fire Ace and then…. GONG!!!!! HOLY HELL!!!!!!!! ITS THE UNDERTAKER!!!!! HE’S BACK!!!!!! HE’S HEADED TO THE RING!!!! TRIPLE H AND TAKER ARE HAVING A STAREDOWN!! Taker is circling Triple H!!! Taker then looks up to the Wrstlemania sign!! He gives Triple H the cut throat sign! Undertaker wants Triple H at Wrestlemania again!!! Triple H pats him on the shoulder and leaves.